Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Randomize