therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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