Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
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It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
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I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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