Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I just gargled with NyQuil
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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