Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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