I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
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