please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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