You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Randomize
