She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
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Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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