Pregnant stripper...not hot.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Well I just put wine in my tea
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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