pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
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I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
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Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
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