My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
