That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
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