NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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