NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
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but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
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Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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