Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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