He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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