Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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