shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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