cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
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I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
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Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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