The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
You're like the curious george of whores
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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