just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
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She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
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Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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