Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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