I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
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I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
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There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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