nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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