Don't you send me to vm
do herpes really smell.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
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these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
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I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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