in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
