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Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
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