I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
honey bunches of taint.
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That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
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he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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