I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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