dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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