He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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