My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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