4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
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