A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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