The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
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he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
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It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
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