its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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