How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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