i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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