I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
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I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
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There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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