Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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