why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
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i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
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In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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