I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
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Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
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I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
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