do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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