It's like God shit irony all over that family
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
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He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
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The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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