I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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