The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
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Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
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A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
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