omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
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did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
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A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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