I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
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She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
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This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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