its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
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He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
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Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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