fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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