Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
