come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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