And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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