You can't motorboat a personality
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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It's just like the Real World with babies
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
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I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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