Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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