Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
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